All Your Web-Addresses Are Belongs To Us, JEW!

Greeting Shahids!

Yours Truly, Lord God of Moons, has been lurking around the blogosphere for awhile. I have been so amused by this foul kufr pretending to be me. So, when he decided to take an extended vacation I figured it was time to create my own blog before the Jews took this web address and sold in on e-Bay.

I have been so despondent since the Jew who pretends to be Me left the blogosphere. Usually I check his site at least four or five times a day. Since his absence I have been surfing around and the Creator of the Worlds finds that the only other thing out there are stock quotes and porn. Since only a Jew kufr would ever participate in usery, I have spent eternities on adult sites and let me tell you there's serious chafing going on in yonder heavens!! Start blogging again Jew or I will lay a fatwa on your kufr ass!

Ok, I also have been checking my e-mail obsessively but the Jew-built spambots seem to think He Who Gave Life to All the Cosmos is lacking in the downstairs department. Let me clarify this once and for all--the equipment is for My pleasure, not yours! Why do you think I instituted female circumcision biyatch? Do you think I care about "pleasing you" and all that Jew shit?

So, when this Allah kufr returns I shall stop this divine blog. But until then I had better keep busy so I don't go blind.