Allah Aint In The House

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sarah Palin swimsuit video!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

I just realized I had this blog still up. If you're looking for Allahpundit then check him out at Hot Air.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Allahpundit now blogs at Hot Air.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

If you're looking for Allah Pundit, he's not here. He's filling in for Michelle Malkin here. You might also occasionally find his posts over at Karol's Alarming News, where he fills in sometimes.

This page was originally a joke to try to get him back into blogging. He's also no longer here, one of his old pages which was taken over by Muslims. Allah Pundit's most recent blog was here, but he's abandoned that too.

So, if you came looking for Allah you came to the wrong place. Sorry for any confusion this caused. And, no, I do not 'know' Allah. Well, at least not in the Biblical sense of the word. But I hear there are 72 no-longer-virgins who know him very well......

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Looking for the real Allah Pundit, bitches??

Allah Pundit is here.

Friday, February 04, 2005

Italian Woman Giuliana Sgrena Taken Hostage in Iraq

The hostage is named Giuliana Sgrena and works for Rome daily Il Manifesto. She was abducted as she conducted interviews near Baghdad University.

For more information see the Jawa Report post here, or visit the MAIN PAGE HERE.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Italian Hostage Salvatore Santoro Murdered by Terrorists in Iraq

It appears that Salvatore Santoro was only captured very recently. Reports about the Italian man going missing and reports of his death came almost simultaneously. Zaman reports that Mr. Santoro was working for a British non-governmental organization. Xinhua reports that Mr. Santoro was 52 and from the Campania region near Naples. The Islamic Movement of Iraqi Mujahidin is new to me, but could simply be another translation of The Islamic Army in Iraq which operates in Ramadi, where Mr. Santoro was taken captive.

The rest of this story can be FOUND HERE.

For more recent information on hostages in Iraq please go to the MAIN PAGE HERE.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

As both weekly readers of this site know, I started this blog as a way to Allah to start blogging again some time ago when he took a short hiatus. Yeah, I've been using it to up my Google search results too, but that's the biz.

Well, Allah is asleep at the wheel again!! He told me he's thinking of hanging up the blogging hat, which would be a tragedy for the blogosphere. Again, Allah, if you want this site back it's yours. You can just erase all the posts and faux-posts. Seriously, the very first day I blogged I was reading Allah. No joke. I found him via LGF--the rest, as they say, is history.

So, Allah, if you're out there, come back!!!!!!!

Friday, October 08, 2004

Kenneth Bigley is confirmed dead in Iraq. Multiple sources indicate that Kenneth Bigley was executed by Musab al-Zarqawi's Tawid and Jihad terrorist organization near Baghdad today. Conflicting stories, as the news is still developing, some indicating that Kenneth Bigley was beheaded and that a beheading video will be relesed soon. May God have mercy on Bigley's soul and speed him to rest, and may God open up the heavens and rain down wrath on his murderers.

The news is still developing. For updates, information, images, and links to video please go to my MAIN PAGE HERE or to the 10/08 update post by CLICKING HERE.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

English Hostage Kenneth Bigley Beheaded by Zarqawi

Abu Musab al Zarqawi's al-Tawhid Wal Jihad terrorist organization has posted a video of the beheading murder of Kenneth Bigley. Earlier the group had tried to use Bigley's pleas for his life as a propaganda tool to blame his imminent death on Tony Blair's Labour government. News, updates, links to the video, and images can be found by clicking to this article at the main site.

Kenneth Bigley beheading updates.

Main Page.

Two Italian Women Hostages Beheaded

Two Italian Women Hostages Beheaded

A group calling itself the Jihad Organisation in Iraq have claimed to have murdered Simona Pari and Simona Torretta, two female Italian aid workers abducted on September 7th. The group, today, announced that they will release video of the beheadings soon. Links to video and images will be posted here.

Simona Pari and Simona Torretta murdered article here.
Main Page here.

American Hostage Jack Hensley Beheading Video Released

American Hostage Jack Hensley Beheading Video Released

A new video has been released by Abu Musab al Zarqawi's al-Tawhid Wal Jihad terrorist organization showing the gruesome beheading murder of American hostage Jack Hensley. The group claimed to have beheaded Mr. Hensley yesterday at an Islamic bulletin board. Images and links to video can be found by clicking here.

Jack Hensley Beheading Video and Images.

Main Page.

Monday, September 20, 2004

American Hostage Eugene Armstrong Beheaded on Video

American Hostage Eugene Armstrong Beheaded on Video

American Hostage Eugene Armstrong has been beheaded in a new video released by the Army of Ansar al Sunna, a group with links to al Qaeda and head by Abu Musab al Zarqawi. I have the video and still images from the video at my main website.

Eugen Armstrong beheading video.
Main page.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Turkish Hostage Beheading Video

Turkish Hostage Beheading Video

Another Turkish hostage has been beheaded by a group linked to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The victim's name is Durmus Kumdereli. He was killed last month. What is especially odd about this is that his companion, Mustafa Koksal, was released a month ago. Why would they let one go and kill the other one?

Full details can be found here.
Main Page.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Russian School Hostage Video and Pics

Russian School Hostage Video and Pics from the Beslan school attrocity can be found at this post.

Two Italian Women Taken Hostage in Iraq.

Two Italian Women Taken Hostage in Iraq.

Their names are Simona Pari and Simona Torretta. Please click here to see the full post.

Thursday, September 02, 2004

French Hostages Georges Malbrunot and Christian Chesnot Freed

French Hostages Georges Malbrunot and Christian Chesnot Freed


Islamic militants in Iraq have handed over two French hostages to another guerrilla group opposed to their kidnap and murder, the editor of one of the reporters held captive says.

As hopes rose that Georges Malbrunot and Christian Chesnot could be released as soon as Friday, the Muslim day of prayer, French Foreign Minister Michel Barnier told reporters he understood the pair were "alive and getting good treatment".

Le Figaro editor Jean de Belot said on France Info radio on Thursday: "The latest information is that Christian Chesnot and Georges Malbrunot have been handed over by the Islamic Army in Iraq to an Iraqi Sunni guerrilla group... an opposition that we know for a few days now has been in favour of the release of the hostages."
Anger/irrational/irresponsible mode on:

What????!!!!??? Are you fu**ing kidding me? 31 other hostages are dead! 31!!!! And two fu**ing frog journalists are threatened with death and the whole fu**ing Islamic world rises up to their defense? Just last night three Turkish hostages were murdered. Three...yesterday!!! The day before that TWELVE!!! You sons of whore's in the Islamic world. You bastards. Where were you when Kim Sun-Il begged for his life? When Enzo Baldoni was awaiting his certain death sentence, why were you not out protesting for his release? For a month 12 Nepalese hostages plead for their lives, where were you? You bastards. You bloody bastards. Damn you for this. Damn you to hell.

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

12 Nepalese Hostages Killed, 1 Beheaded

12 Nepalese Hostages Killed, 1 Beheaded

In the video released by the Army of Ansar al-Sunna, one hostage is seen beheaded with a knife as he struggles with his captors. The other 11 are seen lying down, and then one by one shot in the back of the head. Nepal is not a member of the Coalition Forces nor is it involved in any way in Iraq. The twelve came to Iraq to work, nothing more. The same group has threatened to kill two French hostages if the Chirac government, which opposed the invasion of Iraq, does not lift a ban on the Islamic head-scarf in schools.

Execution and beheading pictures are here. Links to video also at this post.

Monday, August 30, 2004

Murdered Hostage Count: 19

Somehow I missed the fact that two Turkish hostages were found shot two days ago. There names were Abdullah Ozdemir and Ali Daskin. That brings the total number of hostages killed by the Religion of Peas to 19 since 9/11. Their names are below.

1) Daniel Pearl (Feb. 2, 2002)

2) Martin Burnham (June 7, 2002)

3) Fabrizio Quattrocchi (April 16)

4) Nick Berg (May 12)

5) Hussein Ali Alyan (June 12)

6) Paul Johnson (June 18)

7) Kim Sun-il (June 22)

8) Keith M. Maupin (June 28)

9) Ivaylo Kepov (presumed dead) (probably July 14)

10) Georgi Lazov (July 13) (rant)

11) Sajad Naeem (July 28)

12)Raja Azad (July 28)

13) Murat Yuce (Aug. 1)

14) Uknown Egyptian National in Iraq (Aug. 11)

15) Mohammed Fawzi Abdaal Mutwalli (Aug. 13)

16) Khaled Abdul Messih (aka, Jamal Tewefic Salman) (Aug. 25)

17) Enzo Baldoni (Aug. 26)

18) Abdullah Ozdemir (Aug. 27)

19) Ali Daskin (Aug. 27)

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Italian Hostage Enzo Baldoni Murdered

Italian Hostage Enzo Baldoni Murdered

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Alleged CIA Agent Beheaded

Alleged CIA Agent Beheaded

Post and pics here. Do these people have no consceience?

Friday, August 13, 2004

Another Egyptian Beheading Video, Pics

Not another one!!! Beheading Video and Pics at my new site. Very troubling. Add another victim to the Religion of Peas.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

CIA Agent Executed, Beheading Video

Post is here. Is this number 14?

Monday, August 09, 2004

Another Bulgarian Beheading on Video


CAIRO, Egypt - Four masked, black-clad men who said they belong to a group that has claimed responsibility for kidnappings and killings in Iraq (news - web sites) beheaded a man identified only as a Bulgarian in a video posted on the Internet Monday....The militants in the video said they were from the Tawhid and Jihad group, which had claimed to have kidnapped two Bulgarian truck drivers June 29 and demanded Iraqi detainees be released in exchange for their lives.

The beheaded body of one of the drivers, Georgi Lazov, was found in the Tigris River in Iraq in mid-July and a tape was released showing his death. An announcement late last month of the discovery of a second decapitated body in an orange jumpsuit and a head in a bag near the Tigris River had prompted fears that Ivaylo Kepov too had been killed, but there was no video of his slaying.
Updates as they happen.

I have the video. It is gruesome. Go to extended entry for video.

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Our 'Torture' vs. Their TORTURE

Some perspective, please.

Monday, August 02, 2004

Hostages Murdered Update: 13

I've been trying to keep the hostages executed count accurate, but may be off. E-mail me if I'm missing anyone. The list only includes hostages murdered, not total victims of terrorism.

1) Murat Yuce (Aug. 1)

2)Raja Azad (July 28)

3) Sajad Naeem (July 28)

4) Georgi Lazov (July 13) (rant)

5) Ivaylo Kepov (presumed dead) (probably July 14)

6) Keith M. Maupin (June 28)

7) Kim Sun-il (June 22)

8) Paul Johnson (June 18)

9) Hussein Ali Alyan (June 12)

10) Nick Berg (May 12)

11) Fabrizio Quattrocchi (April 16)

12) Martin Burnham (June 7, 2002)

13) Daniel Pearl (Feb. 2, 2002)

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Religion of Beheading

Yup.  Not funny anymore.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

I'll Be Back

Yup, Allah is back. Why? I think I guilted him into it. Yes, I take all the credit. Me.

Sunday, May 30, 2004

Does the Jew Return?

Is the Jew back? Or is this just some kind of Serbian-Jew doubletalk? The True God of the Blogosphere, Me, orders you to begin blogging again imposter. Don't make Me go all Hamas on your ass!

Friday, May 28, 2004

My Handiwork in the Sudan

Oho, in your long absence JEW I have been busy doing that which needs to be done! But this kufr and his shahid have other plans for my divine intervention, do they?? Have you forgotten just what deity really controls things down there? Oho, and you think my loyal lap-dog Kofi Annan will really do something to stop my work from progressing? Wishful thinking!!

Oho, so you wish to help stop my dreams from coming true in the Sudan, eh Jew? Ok, then be the Lord of the Universe's guest. Go HERE. Sign the Jew's Petition! But be warned, no virgins for you!

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Start Blogging Again Kufr...

Or I shoot the Shahid!!

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

5,208,500?!?!?!! Not Even Close, #%$@@%$ JEW!

This kufr thinks he can count all the bodies sent to hell by My loyal shahid this century? Yes, you Jews can count with the best of them, but keep dreaming if you think you can keep up with Me! Jew.

All Your Web-Addresses Are Belongs To Us, JEW!

Greeting Shahids!

Yours Truly, Lord God of Moons, has been lurking around the blogosphere for awhile. I have been so amused by this foul kufr pretending to be me. So, when he decided to take an extended vacation I figured it was time to create my own blog before the Jews took this web address and sold in on e-Bay.

I have been so despondent since the Jew who pretends to be Me left the blogosphere. Usually I check his site at least four or five times a day. Since his absence I have been surfing around and the Creator of the Worlds finds that the only other thing out there are stock quotes and porn. Since only a Jew kufr would ever participate in usery, I have spent eternities on adult sites and let me tell you there's serious chafing going on in yonder heavens!! Start blogging again Jew or I will lay a fatwa on your kufr ass!

Ok, I also have been checking my e-mail obsessively but the Jew-built spambots seem to think He Who Gave Life to All the Cosmos is lacking in the downstairs department. Let me clarify this once and for all--the equipment is for My pleasure, not yours! Why do you think I instituted female circumcision biyatch? Do you think I care about "pleasing you" and all that Jew shit?

So, when this Allah kufr returns I shall stop this divine blog. But until then I had better keep busy so I don't go blind.